Bachelor Nick Is A Clueless Trainwreck
The Bachelor has been must-see TV for me since I’ve started dating my girlfriend. I watched it tonight without her while she hung out in the W-A-U-SAU. I carried the flag and sat on my couch in amazement about how Nick Viall, the Milwaukee native, is a biggest idiot on television right now. I’ve watched a few Bachelor seasons in my day, and he’s so bad at this whole thing. It’s amazing to see how a person can mismanage a what should have been perfect trip in St. Thomas.
After a successful one-on-one date with Kristina, he had a group date playing volleyball. Maybe it’s how the weather turned but every girl didn’t want to play the sport while Nick laughed like a dope on the sidelines. It’s like he saw something on Brazzers and hope to recreate it again. Nick couldn’t realize that things were crumbling and let all these girls break down. He had no idea what to do out there. It’s amazing to watch a guy mismanaging a situation like Nick did on Monday. How the hell do you make five girls cry playing volleyball? Like what the fuck man. It’s volleyball, let’s have fun.
Nick didn’t make it better talking to girls in a more one-on-one setting which they all wanted in the first place. He ended up sending Jasmine home because Nick is not a big fan of getting choked in bed. I didn’t write about this but it confirms that Nick sucked in bed when he slept with Liz. And that’s the reason she was sent home. Nick had to keep his bad bedroom game a secret.
To finish, Nick sent both girls home on a 2-on-1 including Danielle M. who seemed great for him and Nick liked her yet sent her home because he didn’t feel the same sort of love. HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW, YOU PUFFY NIPPLE IDIOT? There’s a lot of ballgame left. It’s basically halftime of this thing. Why not keep her around for a couple more weeks and see what happens? Danielle might cme back
Nick is a simpleton and I hate that I’m fully invested to write angry blog posts about him.