It’s good to be Dwyane Wade. He returned to Miami from quick stops in Chicago and Cleveland midseason, and he’s been his best self in the last 2.5 years. Wade dialed it back to 2005 version on Monday night with a 28 point performance where he did everything on the court. The Heat superstar led Miami to a Game 2 victory, and it’s unbelievable to say Wade was the reason a team won a playoff game in 2018. Not surprisingly, Gabrielle Union, his wife, noticed as well and she sent him a flirty message after the game on Twitter.

Now come on home baby, I got somethin' for ya #GrownASF

— Gabrielle Union (@itsgabrielleu) April 17, 2018

Now, Twitter wants you to think she’s talking about some butt stuff. Folks if you didn’t know, the Wades get down with a little ass eating. I mean that’s not uncommon in 2018 after all. So one has to wonder… Does a 28-point playoff performance get you the full package? Like all of the things? Because that’s what I’m going to imagine is happening in their household. Related question, do you think Pat Riley has a strict no-sex rule 24 hours before the game? That seems like a Riley thing to do. Gotta keep that testerone up. No word if that applies to getting your butt licked.

Charlie.