God bless Cubs fans. Only Cubs fans would bitch about Bryce Harper’s dad cheating with the Home Run Derby. Yes, this is a thing that happened on Twitter last night. Unbelievable mover here from a certain section of Cubs nation here. It’s very par for the course, and I’m not really surprised. Kyle Schwarber is a folk hero to them, and Harper eliminating him in the most dramatic fashion. I get that Cubs fans are hurt, but c’mon, let’s get serious here.

My absolute favorite thing in the world right now is Cubs fan home run derby truthers who believe the Harpers were cheating pic.twitter.com/F7QEvPt5pj

— Dan Steinberg (@dcsportsbog) July 17, 2018

There were so many of them that said Harper cheated and people started a GoFundMe for Schwarber not winning the Home Run Derby. Imagine being this pathetic to start the petition then donate money to it. I’m not sure which one is worse. Hold the L, Cubs fans. You lose this time around, and it feels great. Even though Harper does not have any Milwaukee, he felt like one of us just like Rhys Hoskins post Jesus Aguilar, Max Muncy and Alex Bergman. All were guys that I rooted for last night. So glad we didn’t get a Schwarber-Javier Baez final because I probably would have suffocated myself. ‘

Bow down to the home run champ, Cubs fans.

Charlie.