Green Bay Packers offensive tackle David Bakhtiari is one of the my favorite athlete follows on Twitter. Not only is he eskimo brothers with my roommate, but he’s generally a funny guy. Bakhtiari locked his Twitter account to keep himself at 69,094 followers to ensure that he’s at his number, 69 and that’s a nice number to keep your Twitter followers at if I don’t say so myself.

I like the fact that Bakhtiari is 69-cucking Rob Gronkowski here. We all know Gronk is the 69 guy, but he doesn’t have the number. Not only does Bakhtiari wear 69, he wants to keep his Twitter followers at 69k which is something Gronkowski can’t do that this point. It’s a helluva cuck move by Packers left tackle. He will probably go public again, but it will take awhile to get to 70k so the former Colorado lineman will enjoy the 69 life for awhile.

The new goal will be 690,000 and of course, all of these numbers are #nice.

Charlie.