This might be one of my favorite stories from a coach in a long time. Los Angeles Clippers coach Doc Rivers talked about ejections and revealed that one time he tried to get himself kicked out of a game on purpose. The Celtics already sealed their fate playoff-wise at the end of the year, and Rivers tried to get tossed to watch Tiger Woods on the back nine at The Masters. Although, it would not work for him, and the refs’ response was fucking priceless.

Well if Doc gets thrown out tonight, you know why. 😂 pic.twitter.com/fUHjQgadO3

— LA Clippers (@LAClippers) November 2, 2017

Imagine to hear that from the ref. I would be so mad. I devised an entire plan to get kicked out of the game, so, I could enjoy Tiger’s back nine like any other red-blooded American. Instead, he got ref-cucked in the game, and the official forced him to go through the same pain as him. Back when Tiger was Tiger, nothing sucked more than missing the Big Cat on a hot streak.

Charlie.