While the Wisconsin Badgers took on the Arizona State Sun Devils, the premier social media bowl was the Duke’s Mayo Bowl. The reason being is their social media presence and the attention it gets from college football journalists. The coaches agreed to a $10,000 donation to the charity of their choice to get mayo dumped on their heads after the game. Shane Beamer got the mayo bath after South Carolina pulled off the upset against North Carolina. All day I wondered about this mayo dumping and wondered if there was anything worse than mayo going right over your head?

South Carolina football coach Shane Beamer gets a mayonnaise bath after winning the Duke’s Mayo Bowl pic.twitter.com/EJue0JzoF4

— Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) December 30, 2021

I know people hate mayo which is a crime against humanity really. I don’t shame food takes, but seriously, mayo is great with everything and it’s the perfect vehicle to combine things such as a spicy mayo (Hot sauce, cayenne pepper), garlic mayo (garlic powder/salt) Djionaaise (Mayo + Djion mustard, personal favorite). To be covered in mayo seems really bad though. I’m not sure if there’s anything that tops it but let’s see the list of condiments.

-Hot Sauce
-Ketchup
-Barbecue Sauce
-Ranch Dressing
-Bleu Cheese Dressing
-Mustard
-Buffalo Sauce

Bleu Cheese would be pretty damn gross to be covered in, but the answer might be hot sauce. That would be awful. Could you imagine that getting into your eyes or your mouth? If it’s hot enough, it could sting your skin. I’m sure we’ve all had a moment where we went to touch our balls and our hands were still covered in jalapenos. If you haven’t, consider yourself lucky.

The best out of this group might be ketchup. It’s easily the waterest. The only thing is you would look a took a dip in the pool of blood in the hallway of The Shining but other than that, you’re fine. tat

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