Shailene Woodley is the fiancee of Aaron Rodgers. We have not heard much of her during the football season. Before the year started, Woodley found herself in a few different things including some weird subtweets. Of the three celebrity women that Rodgers has had in his life, Woodley is the least of them from a ‘look at me’ perspective. The top dog in that category was Danica Patrick. But after The Daily Mail reported that Rodgers went out to get coffee while having COVID, Woodley decided she had enough. She murdered this poor guy listing out why he wasn’t anything close to her beau Rodgers.

lol pic.twitter.com/HdSXaiUN84

— Tyler (@TylerHerrick) November 9, 2021

Could you imagine being this dude? Like if his buddies reach out and go ‘Hey, was that you compared to Rodgers?’ You have to deny it, right? Especially after Woodley pointed out that this dude has a baby dick. Can’t have that. The good news is it is very hard to tell who that is in general, so, maybe no one has to have awkward group chats with their friends.

We also know that the person in the photos is not Rodgers. He cannot leave Green Bay. If this was a picture taken outside a Starbucks in Green Bay, maybe it’s a different story. But Rodgers cannot leave the city due to NFL restrictions. Even though Rodgers might hate the rules, I don’t think he’s that above the law to be like ‘Fuck it, man, I’m taking a private jet out to Los Angeles or San Francisco.’

But this does speak to where we are with this story. It is past an NFL story, it’s now an entertainment story. I think even if Shailene wasn’t involved, it would be one. If The Daily Mail is trying to get into the mud, that tells me we have more of a story on our hands than just one covered by ESPN and FOX.

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