Look man, Twitter is having a weird week. We had the Johnny Manziel to Donald Trump tweet, and now, we have Ted Cruz giving Deadspin the business. People will say ‘It’s a staffer’, and that’s probably true, but they need to get approval from Ted first more than likely. The fact Deadspin found a way to make one of the more creepy politicians in the last few years likable is another feather in the cap for the once-great Internet company. I’m not sure what happens after Cruz dunks on you.

@Deadspin what do I win? pic.twitter.com/9XuRmmIkJS

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) January 25, 2017

@Deadspin pic.twitter.com/TMiDBco2TB

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) January 25, 2017

Do you retire? Just say, ‘Hey look, Ted Cruz, one of the more uptight people in America, made fun of me and it went viral, I have to retire and think about my life. I’m sure he or she got really drunk last night and wonders if it was a dream. No, you did in fact get a facial from the senator from Texas.

Charlie.