The dab is one of those things that I don’t think will ever die. Although I thought the same thing about Crying Jordan, and it’s apparently dead as it doesn’t get the same traction as it used to. Dab is still popular than ever even if people including yours truly use it ironically versus performing it to draw excitement. At last night’s NBA classic between San Antonio Spurs and Memphis Grizzlies, a man performed truly the worst dab ever. Yes, Hillary Clinton’s dab was even better than this trainwreck.

When you're a rich white dude too cool for his crew but don't want them to know it #Dab pic.twitter.com/aK68uXgyya

— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) April 23, 2017

I’m not sure where to start with this guy. He’s sitting courtside at an NBA Playoff game so this means he has a little bit of money or his friends do. I’ll go with the former. He wears those awkward rich middle-aged white guy shirts which an obvious tell. He obviously sees his kids doing the dab and wanted to be the cool one. Therefore, he went with this bizarre slow dab that’s gone viral. I’m sure he makes more money than I ever will, but still, he looks like a goddamn clown.

Charlie.