Memorial Day Weekend and any other holiday weekend usually sees an uptick in DUI’s. This happens despite the cops telling everyone that they will be on high alert for drivers who may be intoxicated, people don’t seem to listen. World class golfer Tiger Woods is one of those people. Overnight, he was arrested for a DUI at 3 am. This is one of the bigger athlete arrest in quite some time. Many are wondering how Woods will respond or is there any reason to have concern about Tiger’s well-being.

Tiger wrote an essay this week basically letting people know he’s doing okay and plans to return to golf at some point. He explained his back surgery and was in good spirits. The mugshot doesn’t look like a guy who had one or two extra beers and made a mistake. Rather, it looks someone who was hammered drunk, and Woods looks like he’s put on some weight. Still, I wouldn’t be calling for ‘He needs treatment’ or something like that because DUI’s happen to people who socially drink from time to time. I’m not being flippant to what a DUI is and how dangerous they are, yet I think people shouldn’t immediately think Tiger is an alcoholic.

That said, guys and gals, how hard is it to not have a fucking driver do the work for you? If you’re as rich as Tiger, all it takes is a personal driver to cart him around while he gets hammered drunk. If you’re a normal human, things like Uber and Lyft exist for a reason, and they’re much cheaper than a DUI charge.

Charlie.