Minor League Baseball is always known for their promotions. They’re always going to be the laughs and the oddness to the table in baseball. Major League Baseball can have a direct stick up their asses so often, but the minors do not have any of that. Instead, they’re home to some of the most unique promotions in baseball. Milwaukee Brewers Single-A affiliate decided to do a ‘Salute to Cows’ night where they would be going as a brand new nickname ‘Udder Tuggers’. They teased it on social media and the build-up was worth the wait as everyone talked about it on Monday.

INTRODUCING: The Wisconsin Udder Tuggers 🐄🧀🥛

The team will be changing their name and wearing this udderly amazing uniform on Salute to Cows Night – June 20th! #TRatNation #SaluteToCows #UdderTuggers pic.twitter.com/oQH7TbuQeq

— Timber Rattlers (@TimberRattlers) June 3, 2019

The hats are the stars of the show. It is an aggressive cow with a cowbell along with cow spots on the brim of the hat. It is absolutely perfect. The hats are sold on the Timber Rattlers’ team store, but good luck getting ahold of one as they sold out their online stock in a single day. When Mitch Ross, co-host of the Tapping The Keg podcast, sent me the link, I thought about buying one, but I haven’t owned a fitted hat since Obama’s first term. My fat-ass head is far too big for a fitted hat.

Charlie.