8-Year Old Rugby Has Its Own Marshawn Lynch
— USA Sevens Rugby (@USASevensRugby) September 13, 2016
This kid is an absolute hoss. He bulldozes everyone. Could you imagine being a parent of the opposing team when this bad mama jamma is on the other side? I’m probably bringing a priest and hoping Little Johnny doesn’t get his head severed off by a stiff arm. This youngster is the definition of the Madden truck stick, and it’s almost like the button is stuck. All he does he truck little kids, and it’s absolutely glorious.
The best part about it is when he’s 12 or 13, everyone will catch up to him and he will be the meathead fullback on the football team with zero neck who can squat 700 pounds.