This is a hilarious story from a local nightclub here in Milwaukee. It appears that Dick’s Nightclub allowed a goat inside their bar a couple weeks ago. The City of Milwaukee found out about it, and now, they’re pissed about it along with some animal rights groups who think goats have no places at nightclubs. While I tend to agree with them, I find this quite a minor thing to be appalled at. Then again, it’s the City of Milwaukee, so, why am I surprised?

If you read the article from WISN, there is no actual imagery of the goat drinking booze. Rather, it’s a suggestion that takes place, and the goat was not in a sea of people at the club. Sure, this violates code, but it feels like the city and the alderman especially are targeting the nightclub. Bob Bauman makes the comment about how they’re ‘been fighting and violence’ there, which makes you think this is their way of trying to shut this place down. The fact he thinks it’s a pizza place still shows how out of touch he is with the actual place itself.

I will say this though against Dicks, you cannot piss off animal activists. Before we had people losing their shit over every minor fucking thing on Twitter, there were animal activists. They’re the OG of people getting mad for no reason in particular. That’s a wrong bridge to cross. Do you think if these people protested the nightclub over the weekend that people would think they’re in costumes?

Final thought on this – Fuck goats. They’re the goddamn worst. Why someone would have one as a pet is beyond me.

Charlie.