A couple of days ago, I wrote a blog post on SnoTapWI about how we were adding some more local content. I also mentioned that it would be about sports or somewhat related to sports. But we can talk about weird stuff that happens in the city or the state, right? This story about Milwaukee northside gas station porn is incredible. Countless things are worth talking about in this one. It is a must-watch from our friends at FOX6. Here are the favorite things about this video.

1. ‘Oh I heard bout Pornhub.’ – That guy is the best. He doesn’t even try to hide that he fired up the Hub a few times a week. Did he tell on himself that he’s a porn guy? Yes, yes he did. Also, he had a great line about the bathrobe and the cheap gas. All-timer there.

2.‘Keep in mind, it was right next to the chips, across from the sunflower seeds.’ – What a fucking quote. Would it have been different if the guy was beating cheeks by drinks? Or somewhere else in the gas station? I have no idea what made the idea of having sex there versus anywhere else in the gas station.

3. Milwaukee has a porn scene? – Apparently, the guy who shot the porn has been doing public videos all over the city. He is a porn bandit. He also is a scumbag to the highest degree. I’m not trying to give him attention, rather, explaining the hilarity of the story. For research, I typed in Milwaukee on the Hub, and there is a SURPRISING amount of content. I had no idea.

4. This gas station owner is criminally horny – Look man, I feel bad that this guy is losing his gas station, but how the hell do you not call the police? The male porn actor said he would burn his place down, but he’s in bulletproof glass. Also, he is just watching, and his co-worker is filming it making it even more problematic.

5. How much research did this reporter do? – I have a broadcast journalism background and know that you need to do some leg work. Did this guy go searching through PornHub? If so, did he have to clear it with his bosses, or did he do it in the comfort of his own home? That’s a shit ton of porn to sift through, and well, it seems we have another horny part of the component.

I doubt that this story is over. We will see if the porn bandit makes another appearance somewhere in the City of Milwaukee, or he lays low for a while. I’d recommend the latter.

Charlie.