Aaron Rodgers is engaged. Yes, you read that right. Aaron Rodgers has a fiancee. No one knows who it is. There is rampant speculation that it is Shailene Woodley, the young actress from Big Little Lies. It is remained to be seen if it is Woodley or someone else that we do not know about. This is big boy shit for Rodgers to come out and let people know he’s an engaged man during his MVP speech. Who does that? No Instagram picture? Nothing on Twitter. During the MVP speech saying ‘Yeah, I’m engaged’ is pretty slick. Here’s how he did it if you missed it on Saturday.

Aaron Rodgers’ MVP acceptance speech (via @NFL) and yes he spoke the words “engaged” and “fiancée”

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If you want a breadcrumb on how it might be Woodley, look no further than Rodgers thanking Jodie Foster. Why would thank Foster? The iconic actress who has multiple Oscars to her name. Well, she has a movie coming out soon with Woodley. Two weeks from now to be exact. My guess is she either made the Woodley-Rodgers thing happen, or she worked him so Rodgers could see her even in the time of COVID. After a very public relationship with Danica, I’m not surprised that Rodgers didn’t want to talk much about Shailene.

Also, you know every Packers fan that is either engaged or soon-to-be engaged is fretting to see the rock that Woodley is wearing on her finger. You know that thing is going to fucking huge. My best advice for those who aren’t engaged, just remind your spouse that you don’t make 15 million a year.

Charlie.