Miller Lite Drops The Bag For Number 1 Fan Travis Diener

Some people are just domestic beer guys. That is okay. We should not shame them. I hate the people that just craft beer guys. There is a time and place for domestics and crafts in my world. Travis Diener is a Miller Lite guy. He made it known last year about how he would celebrate his Elam Ending by drinking a ton of Miller Lite. This year, the folks at MillerCoors decided to hook Diener up with a personalized jersey and some beer. Diener said he would need another shipment tomorrow. Smart idea by the MillerCoors to send that stuff out to their number one fan.
Donโt mind the gun show ๐ช๐ป๐ช๐ป๐ช๐ป Appreciate the care package @MillerLite This will get me thru Tuesday! Looking forward to Wednesdayโs shipment pic.twitter.com/PVGnTQWSIU
— Travis Diener (@DienerTravis) July 21, 2020
Just like I needed Logan Morrison’s headband yesterday, I need my own Miller Lite hoops jersey. If Miller Lite can make that for Diener, why not sell that across the board? That seems like a wildly popular summer partywear look. I’d either go ’76’ or ’15’ if we can choose our jersey numbers. That needs to get done tomorrow. In other Diener news, he delivered A+ quote right before he hit the shot to give Marquette the TBT win. He said, “I hope you fuckers are ready to win some money!” Might need to find a place to put that quote in the Marquette basketball halls.
RUMOR: Right before hitting the game-winning shot, @DienerTravis turned to the @GoldenEaglesTBT bench and said "I hope you f***ers are ready to win some money!" ๐๐๐ pic.twitter.com/qC8DxSY0aw
— TBT (@thetournament) July 20, 2020
Charlie.