Ted Cruz ‘Likes’ A Tweet About Porn
Since his failed campaign for the 2016 election, Ted Cruz has spent more time on Twitter handing on zingers and interacting with the common people of the world especially in the sports industry. Cruz put Deadspin in a locker a few months back which really should have caused the company to shut down officially. Today, he interacted with Pardon My Take to gain votes for ‘Football Guy of the Week.’ Cruz took it one step further by liking a porn tweet, and it was up there for quite some time. What’s going to happen here?
Care 2 come on the podcast and discus??? pic.twitter.com/hd3sLMeTFR
— PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) September 12, 2017
1. If I were Ted, I would owe this shit. Everyone watches porn, why should a senator be any different? The porn itself was so plain that it would be something Ted Cruz picked out for himself. I’m not really surprised. I’m happy it’s not with a notable pornstar because we probably would have all collectively retire from watching her movies. Ted should just say he enjoys a little porn after a hard Monday. No one would disagree.
2. Trump tweets about it because he can’t help himself and the internet erupts. I’m writing this at 1 am so there’s a chance this has already happened because there’s no way Trump gets this by the staffers after 7 am.
3. Ted will say he was hacked or fire a staffer. This is probably the most reasonable. I would love if Cruz doubled down and explained why masterbation is wrong with Josh McCown flanked on his left side.
Not the kind of Tuesday you want.
Charlie.