Bad News Guys, We Can’t Eat Avocado Toast
Pardon me for being late to the party for the first couple blogs of the day, but it was a travel day for your boy. Twitter was on fire on Monday and the Avril Lavigne conspiracy theory slowly died down because there were more important things. An Australian millionaire made a claim that millennials are eating too much avocado toast, and they cannot afford houses.
Millionaire to millennials: Stop buying avocado toast if you want to buy a home https://t.co/JVpbiLrvv5
— TIME (@TIME) May 15, 2017
There are so many things wrong with this comment. First, it’s the whole millennials thing which is always fucking silly. It’s a half-hearted attempt to try and explain how things are changing. People cannot conceptualize it, therefore, they come up with the dumb things like saying avocado toast is the root of all problems. Sometimes, I think people overreact to stories like this, but this is so far out there, I’ll let my generation bitch at this guy until the cows come home.
The worst part about this whole thing isn’t the comment, it’s how brands will kill this thing by lunch time.