In the least surprising news of the day, Bills Mafia started a new trend by throwing a dildo onto the field while New England was driving for yet another touchdown. My roommate and I were watching the game, and sure enough, we spotted what looked like a sex toy. Sure enough, Twitter investigators figured it out quick and that’s what it was. Hopefully, this is the future of heckling in sports. Gone are the beer cans on the field, rather, sex toys are the new wave. Bad call by a ump… *Chuck a dildo*

I do have a few pondering thoughts about this sex toy – Like was this a used toy from the thrower? I hope not, but after I see a guy drink beer off a girl’s ass at a Bills tailgate, I assume nothing. Also, is this the biggest waste of money of all-time if new? Doing a quick Google search, that’s going to cost like 30 bucks just to be chucked on the field.

Keeping doing you, Bills Mafia.