Target is one of the more fascinating places in the United States. While I have no basis of knowledge, it does feel like a Midwest-first company considering their home base in Minneapolis. Plus, I know many Midwesterners talk about their love for Target. It is always nice to see NFL athletes relate to the common man and women. Take Marquez Valdes-Scantling for example. The Green Bay Packers wide receiver walked into Target for a few things then boom, he walked out with a $350 receipt.

I just spent $350 dollar in target and I have no idea how. Is this why people always want to go to target? I was bamboozled.

— Marquez V-S (@MVS__11) March 30, 2020

The answer to Valdes-Scantling’s question is yes, that’s why people end up back there. Target does have most things you need, so, it is not just a clothing store. Most targets have household products, electronics and some have groceries available too. The ones that have groceries, it is easy to run up a $350 bill. I’m curious to know what he all spent his money on. You have to think we had a few groceries and maybe a video game too? MVS is one of the famed gamers on the Packers squad.

I don’t shop at Target that much, if at all. But what I can tell you is that I’ve done something like this at the grocery. Not to the level of $350, rather, adding on $75 of impulse buys of shit that I didn’t need.

Charlie.