Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers and his girlfriend actress Olivia Munn have broken up per reports. It’s somewhat surprising to see this news given there were rumors as recent of January that Munn had an engagement ring on when the former couple was out and about in Los Angeles. There are going to be so many wild takes with this one that I’m almost giddy to see what some people are going to cook up about these two from the celeb gossip side to the sports radio side.

You know there will be things leaked about why the relationship soured. I know Rodgers is a private guy, but sadly for him, he dated a popular actress plus his brother thrust the Rodgers name to the tabloids. I guaran-fucking-tee you we see a post about Jordan Rodgers and Joelle Fletcher reacting to the Rodgers breakup. Or something from his money-grubbing family. That’s going to happen, and for that, I feel bad because it’s still a breakup even with popular people and those suck no matter who you are.

On the sports radio side, there will be so many people trying to loop Rodgers’ football team into this conversation. It’s exciting to watch how people fail at doing this… Such topics as “Does this increase Packers Super Bowl odds now that Rodgers is single?” “Do you worry about Rodgers stability this offseason and might cost Packers a chance at greatness?” “Will these years of Rodgers career be looked at as the Munn years and forgotten about?” These are some of the dumbass takes you’re going to hear from radio guys because it’s a Friday in April with just Masters going on and they need topics. This is catnip.

Hope Rodgers is doing okay.

Charlie.