One of the first things that made Giannis Antetokounmpo an internet star was his love of smoothies. He talked about them a bit on Twitter, and it became a cliche thing for while to talk about with Giannis before he became really good at basketball. Now when people bring up smoothies, they usually have zero idea about Giannis the basketball player. Like some E! News reporter would for sure ask about smoothies even though he or she is a few years late. Yesterday, we have a new food item for Giannis, and it’s corn dogs, a Wisconsin staple. He loved them, and I cannot blame him. One of the best things in the Midwest.

Just tried a corndog for the first time…Man God Bless America! 😂😂 #ForReaL pic.twitter.com/k4RDp6nSnI

— Giannis Antetokounmpo (@Giannis_An34) June 5, 2018

The haters, which there are many, think that corn dogs are gross. I’m here to tell you, they can fuck right off. Corn dogs are absolutely delicious. A good deep-fried corn dog can be better than some hot dogs. There’s something great about dipping your corn dog in ketchup or mustard. The real question I have is why do more sausage places refuse to carry corn dogs? Like why can’t Milwaukee Brat House or Vanguard carry corn dogs on the menu? Seems like a good time and call it ‘The Giannis.’ Boom, I did your marketing.

PS: Corn dogs are a wildly underrated item to order at Dogg Haus as a late night option. It’s a great way to enhance your dog item by going with one hot dog and a corn dog.

Charlie.