Oh poor, insecure Cowboys fans. I’m so sorry. I’m sorry that you still care so much about a divisional playoff round game from four years ago. It’s sad that a franchise with five championships care so much if their star receiver caught the ball at the end of a game. Sure, I’m glad the National Football League gave you closure that Dez Bryant actually caught the football. Congratulations on getting your moral victory a few years later. I’m happy for you, but my god, we can finally not talk about fucking Dez catching the ball.

It’s hilarious to see how soft the Cowboys fanbase is and the fact Green Bay owns so much real estate in their head. Cowboys fans know the one player they do not want to see in the playoffs is Aaron Rodgers. He beat their ass at home and on the road in the playoffs. Cowboys haven’t made it to a Championship game since 1995. They also haven’t made it to a Super Bowl since then. After the 90’s of the Packers getting owned by Dallas, it’s been the complete reverse since the mid-90s and I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT.

May this be the only thing they have to hold over Packers’ fans heads.

Charlie.