This week’s key phrase across all platforms would be ‘stick to sports.’ It’s going to be overused until the end of time. Chicago Cubs pitcher Jon Lester got back on track tonight against their rival St. Louis Cardinals and helped his team get one game away from clinching the National League Central for the second straight year. But he was more concerned on why the nachos guy in the stands received national attention for losing his nachos. If you missed the nachos guy, it’s an amazing moment that our country needed on Monday night.

Lester: “Guy fell into him &got nacho cheese on his arm & he’s taking pictures &signing autographs. Shows u where our society’s @ right now”

— Gordon Wittenmyer (@GDubCub) September 26, 2017

Pay Nachos Forward: Cubs shortstop Addison Russell knocks over a Cards fan's nachos, then brings him a new tray. @WGNNews pic.twitter.com/Aa1AKaO5x1

— Larry Hawley (@HawleySports) September 26, 2017

Imagine being this much of an asshole? Lester won the game and helped Chicago get closer to the finish line, yet he’s pissed off about how the nacho guy is stealing his spotlight. It’s nice to see Addison Russell give the guy a fresh plate of ‘chos, but this guy should be held responsible for poor nacho carrying. He did not have two hands around that platter and caused it to be kicked. Sometimes, people should not be rewarded for their mistakes, but then again, we should always get a second chance at enjoying nachos.

Charlie.