Packers Bad Take Rating – Torture vs. Fake News
As you know, I like to experiment with new post ideas from time to time. The excitement meter is a hit, and we move on to the bad take rating. What is the bad take rating you might ask? Well, we have so many people with shitty takes in the media, and it’s time that we evaluate them then deconstruct how much of an idiot they sound like talking about the Green Bay Packers. We’re just trying to help people do two things… One – Stay away from the bullshit noise. Two – Hope these people find SnoTapWI and find a better way to talk about the Packers. We will measure from 1 to 10.
This is a disaster. https://t.co/KYYYaeshEr
— Bryan Dee (@ESPNBD) August 14, 2018
“Packers are the 10th most tortured franchise” – This is a comment made by Yahoo! Sports Jay Busbee yesterday. ESPN Milwaukee’s Bryan Dee brought it to my attention, and I gasped to think the Packers are on this list. Sure, they’ve had heartbreak for the last eight years, but they are still many, many people that have seen Green Bay win a Super Bowl. I turned 30 today. Here’s the list of fanbases that have never seen their team in a Super Bowl since I’ve been born…. Lions, Browns, Vikings, Rams fans who live in LA, Bengals, Jaguars, Texans, Chiefs, Dolphins, Jets. Could you imagine living for 30 years and having not one Super Bowl game to reflect on or the run that got you there? Get outta here, Jay. Bad Take Rating: 7.8/10
Stephan A. Smith makes up a fake story – I hate this shit more than what my guy Jay did. Reason being is Stephen A. has a platform. He’s a big Aaron Rodgers guy, but Skip’s BFF made it seem like the young receivers complained to Rodgers. That’s entirely wrong. Of course, no one corrects him. Why should we let facts get in the way of a good ole Stephen A. rant! Hopefully, none of the local media will take this cheese and ignore him. Bad Take rating: 9.1/10
Stephen A. is the leader in the clubhouse. We will keep this updated throughout the year. One thing to note… Skip Bayless is ineligible because you have to actually believe what you’re saying. If you see a bad take, send it my way.