USA Today comes out with a ‘Drunkest Cities in America’ telling us where all of the drinkers are located. Most of the time, it’s here in Wisconsin. The Dairy State tends to look like the Drunk State when this ranking comes out. The results are in, and Wisconsin puts themselves in the top 10 with six different cities. They have the top four cities in the United States. What an absolute domination by my state. I couldn’t be prouder of the locals here.

Who is drinking the most? The drunkest cities in America. https://t.co/bg10ZRqmeF pic.twitter.com/oVN9nJVHrs

— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) May 15, 2018

Wisconsin is the Alabama of drunk cities. Dominating the competition with no real threats from an outside state. No way would North Dakota actually catch us. Same goes for Montana. Neither place stands a chance. When it comes to the cities, the only two I haven’t been drunk in are Appleton or Wausau. Kind of incredible seeing as I have a lot of friends who grew up in the Wausau area. Appleton has Beansnappers, and you would think I’d make a journey up there to check out their one-of-a-kind strip club.