Christian Yelich is off to a red hot start. I’m not sure if he is actually human at this point. Yelich continues to be on absolute fucking fire. Today’s Yelich fact is that he is among six Major League Baseball players to hit a home run in the first four games of the year. There has not been one player that has hit a homer in their first five games of the year. Yelich is headed to Cincinnati where he had a six-hit game and completely racked there. Also, by the way, he won the game for the Brewers.

.@ChristianYelich maintains his 162 home run pace. #MLBTwitterHitter pic.twitter.com/FYMX1jtbir

— MLB (@MLB) March 31, 2019

😱 CHRISTIAN YELICH!!! BREWERS WIN! 😱 pic.twitter.com/ase7j5tk6V

— FOX Sports Wisconsin (@fswisconsin) March 31, 2019

This guy cannot stop being awesome. Remember when I said a week ago that ‘He will have a good season, but not an MVP year.’ Fuck that. Forget I ever said anything like that because this guy looks like the best player in baseball. How do you face him? The one weakness he had last year was high fastballs. Guess what he sent out of the park against Michael Wacha? A high fastball. Uh oh, y’all in trouble now.

Milwaukee is having a moment in sports. People can believe it or get left behind. Yelich and Giannis Antetokounmpo are going to bring championships to this city. We’re so lucky to have them and be around during this time.

Charlie.