Bucks Fans, It’s Time To Protest Jägermeister
News came out over the weekend that Jägermeister is currently suing Milwaukee Bucks for their new logo. This is fresh off the heels of NHL’s Las Vegas Knights getting sued over their new logo. Apparently, Milwaukee and Jägermeister are working out a deal here in the near future. Still, I think it’s time for a protest of the German liqueir until further notice.
This should be a pretty easy protest given the lack of popularity with Jäger if you’re above the age of 25 or not someone who finds themselves in a German beer hall on most weekends. Let’s face it, this is the first time Jäger found itself in the news in the past few years. JägerBombs died a slow death when Fireball found it’s spot in the bars. I’m assuming Seth Green is heartbroken over the lack of Jager. Bomb shots in general are something that bars still offer, but there’s not the go-to shot on a normal Saturday. This might not be the case at a college bar. I’m officially retired from those bars so someone much younger than me will have to tell me if that’s accurate there too.
I’m sure some German purist will run here and say ‘IT’S NOT JUST FOR SHOTS, YOU ASSHOLE!’ To those people, okay I understand, but please know, you are a very small minority in this drinking decision. Please respect the protest.
Therefore, this Jägermeister protest will be pretty easy for Bucks fans. It’s the least we can do to support the team. Also, what about this being a German on German crime? I thought we were friends, Jäger.