Do you think that the St. Louis Cardinals pitching staff needs to call Christian Yelich ‘Daddy’ every time he steps to the plate? Because the man absolutely fucking owns them to start the year. Yelich had an amazing start to the season facing St. Louis pitching through the first four games of the year. Good news for him is he would face the Cardinals six more times in the month of April. He had one of those six count majorly with three home runs to carry the Milwaukee Brewers over the St. Louis Cardinals. He continues to display amazing feats against St. Louis. Three home runs is the latest feat for the 2018 National League MVP.

.A little bird told us that 6 of @ChristianYelich's 7 HRs this season have come against the Cardinals. 🤷‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/Z6jV3ZchO5

— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) April 16, 2019

Yelich’s numbers versus the Redbirds this season are 9-for-16 with seven home runs and 15 RBIs. The average that Yelich carries versus this team is a cool .563 and it only gets better from there. Yelich’s OPS and Slugging against the Cardinals read like Roy Hobbs from The Natural. The OPS number is 2.634, yes that’s two thousand while his slugging checks in at 1.938, again, another number in the thousands. It is absolutely unreal. I’m unsure if the Cardinals will continue to challenge him or walk him the rest of the series.

No matter what they do, it is more of a sign that he is not from planet earth.

Charlie.