It is power rankings season. The content producers are giving out all sorts of top fives, top tens, and full rankings for the start of the National Football League season. Not surprisingly, ESPN brought out their flamethrower of hot takes. ESPN’s Dan Orlovsky gave his top five offenses headed into this season. The Green Bay Packers were not one of them, but somehow, the New England Patriots with a fucking rookie quarterback were. What on earth is the former UConn quarterback thinking about here?

The top five offenses in the NFL this season, according to @danorlovsky7:

1. Chiefs
2. Buccaneers
3. Bills
4. Browns
5. Patriots pic.twitter.com/sHISv3npVO

— Get Up (@GetUpESPN) September 8, 2021

It’s hilarious to look in the mentions and see all the different teams that are mad such as the Ravens, Titans, and a few Packers fans. It also speaks to what quiet fan base the Los Angeles Rams have. How did they not get a spot? To me, the list should be the Packers and Rams and honestly, I might push the Packers up. This is one of the worst top-fives ever assembled. I can’t wait to laugh at him all the way to the Super Bowl.

Charlie.