First, I have to give credit to Sophia Minnaert who put this in a tweet, and I don’t want to steal a Big J’s creativity. Second, I want to thank the lord and savior for giving me a Brewers win tonight. I didn’t think we were going to see one then Clay Holmes started pitching like Rick ‘Wild Thing’ Vaughn and a beacon of hope opened up. But it seemed foiled again when Ryan Braun struck out leaving the pitcher to try and extend the inning. Somehow, he did! Erik Kratz and Orlando Arcia would hit back-to-back singles winning the game. It was fucking amazing.

15 innings. 5:36. One of the more improbable wins you will ever see. #NoQuit #ThisIsMyCrew pic.twitter.com/NPoQ77zzhV

— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) August 25, 2018

I feel bad for those who went to bed. Look, I get it. Sports is a fickle beast. Brewers have completely shit down your throat this month, and why take that abuse again on Friday? Because things like this can happen! They don’t always happen but you never know! As our boy SVP says, sports are the greatest reality television show. No one saw this outcome. I couldn’t be happier on a day where Milwaukee gained zero ground in either race.